I’m sitting in bed and my bangs smell like Ticonderoga pencils from keeping one behind my ear all day and I still have marker ink on my hands from grading during my “planning period.”
Warning: What you are about to read is a real conversation.
Student: Miss Stewarttttttttttt, but I really have to goooooooooo [to the bathroom]!!!
Me: …no. You literally went 15 minutes ago.
Student: But it’s an emergencyyyyy, I’ve only gone like twice todayyy!!!
Me: Wanna know how many times I’ve gone to the bathroom today?
Me: (holds up a hand-made zero) ZERO.
(Student walks away)
Yep, that’s right folks, apparently kids have to pee ALL THE TIME. Actually, that’s false, because they just think it’s cool to walk in the hallways all by themselves.